Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support

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Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support

Post  YodaBonZelda on Mon Jul 02, 2012 3:04 pm

This is hilarious and equally disturbing.

So, a man sued his ex-girlfriend for fraud and emotional distress after she secured a court order demanding he pay child support for their two year-old daughter. The reason? This woman saved his semen after performing oral sex and secretly impregnated herself. No, this is not a new plotline of absurd television show One Tree Hill but actual events that formed the basis of a 2005 legal battle in Illinois.

It all began when Dr. Sharon Irons (an internist) and Dr. Richard Phillips (a family practitioner) began dating in January 1999. Dr. Irons led Dr. Phillips to believe she was divorced and within a few months, they became engaged. According to Dr. Phillips, the two discussed the possibility of having children and he made clear his intentions: that he did not want children until after they were married and any pre-marital sex would require the use of condoms. Throughout the course of their relationship, they engaged in only three instances of oral sex: they never went “all the way."

On one of these intimate occasions, Dr. Irons did something rather remarkable: After fellating Dr. Phillips, she held his semen in her mouth (where it was suitable to sustain viability) and then inseminated herself with it. She did not inform Dr. Phillips of her actions.

Dr. Irons also never informed her boyfriend that she was, in fact, still married. Five months into their relationship, she confessed to Dr. Phillips that she was not divorced and he decided to end their relationship.

Fast-forward to November 2000, when, surprise! Dr. Irons slapped her surely stunned ex-boyfriend with court papers to establish paternity and child support for a daughter.

While Dr. Irons' act of stashing semen away definitely made for attention-grabbing headlines, the media focused more on the sexy- slash-crazy angle and less on the actual law. We decided to explore the legal claims advanced by the parties and the reasoning behind Dr. Phillips seemingly unjust obligation to support a child whose existence was beyond the realm of expectation.

In his suit, Dr. Phillips alleged the unauthorized use of his semen constituted actionable claims of fraudulent misconception, conversion and intentional infliction of emotional distress. A lower court dismissed these grievances, and he appealed.

The court next turned its attention to the conversion claim. Conversion is “an unauthorized act that deprives a person of his property permanently or for an indefinite period of time." The arguments on both sides of the conversion claim are worth noting.

Dr. Phillips argued that his ex-fiance took his property, his sperm, without his permission to conceive a child. Dr. Irons countered by asserting the sperm was a gift: Dr. Phillips delivered it to her with the intention that she keep it because if he really wanted to retain his semen, he would have put on a condom and “kept its contents." The court agreed with Dr. Irons: Dr. Phillips cannot claim he was deprived of his property because he did not intend that the semen be returned.

The final decision or current status of the case is unavailable which means that the case is still being litigated or the parties settled.

What confused most about the case was that the child support obligation on behalf of Dr. Phillips was not contested. How could a father be forced to pay child support if the conception of the child was beyond (way, way beyond) a reasonable person's expectation. The court itself stated that the mother's actions we're "extreme and outrageous."

Moral of the story: Be sure to enforce the courtesy of a spit or swallow. Bitches be crazy.

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Re: Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support

Post  S. Zulu on Mon Jul 02, 2012 9:49 pm

Unbelievable !!! This why you gotta pinch their nose after you blow your load...
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Post  YodaBonZelda on Mon Jul 02, 2012 11:47 pm

S. Zulu wrote:Unbelievable !!! This why you gotta pinch their nose after you blow your load...

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Re: Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support

Post  S. Zulu on Tue Jul 03, 2012 12:39 am

YodaBonZelda wrote:
S. Zulu wrote:Unbelievable !!! This why you gotta pinch their nose after you blow your load...

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Post  WandyCroCop on Tue Jul 03, 2012 2:33 am

Lol exactly, make sure she swallows
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Re: Man Receives Oral Sex, Ordered to Pay Child Support

Post  YodaBonZelda on Wed Jul 04, 2012 12:39 pm

S. Zulu wrote:
YodaBonZelda wrote:
S. Zulu wrote:Unbelievable !!! This why you gotta pinch their nose after you blow your load...

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lol the afro ahhahahaha

Lol exactly, make sure she swallows

Wandy whatchu know about dat? lol this is an early lesson for you in life, my man.

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Post  ruine87 on Tue Nov 27, 2012 10:54 pm

thats just fucked Shocked
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